I walk up to Eric and climb into his lap a lay an earth shattering kiss upon his lips. Eric is perfectly still, with a shocked look upon his face.
“How could you Sookah! You know you are mine!” Bill growls out, looking like he is going to blow a headgasket.
Pam looks deep in thought, with her pointer finger placed on her lips. “I should email this modified list to AVL and Fang Magazine. I can see the article now, “Vampire Bill Compton gets defanged”. This is most likely the first time in history, a vampire has received an itemized list of, how did Sookie put it, yes, “reasons for being kicked to the curb”.”
I slightly pull away from kissing Eric and try to catch my breath. Eric stares at me with lustful eyes.
“We will have to finish this later, honey. I have plan B to put into action.” I say to Eric still a bit breathless. I mean come on, the Man could kiss, he has had over a thousand years experience.
Eric quirks an eye brow at me. Oh, how I wish I could lick that eye brow. Maybe even build a statue in tribute to it.
“Eric, does this place have a microphone? I would like to sing and dedicated 3 songs to Mr. I don’t know when to give up.”
“Yes, we do. Chow!”
“Get Miss Stackhouse the Microphone and instruct the DJ to play the songs she requests. If the videos are available for the songs play them on the flat screens.”
“Yes, Master.” Chow says with a bow.
A moment later Chow returns with the mic. I walk over to the DJ and request my songs. It ends up videos are available for all of them. Then I head over to the stage. The lights dim, except for two spot lights. One on me and the other on Mr. I can’t take a hint.
The intro starts for the 1st song, Kim Wilde’s “You Keep me Hanging on”. I tap my foot in time to the music.
“I dedicate the following 3 songs to Mr. Bill Compton.” I point to him and everyone in the bar vamp or not, turns around and looks at him.
Set me free, why don’t you babe? get out my life, why don’t you babe? ’cause you don’t really love me you just keep me hanging on..
I dance to the music, staring Bill down straight in the eye, giving him the evil eye.
Set me free,why don’t you babe? get out my life, why don’t you babe? ’cause you don’t really need me, but just you keep me hanging on
Why do you keep a-comin’, around playing with my heart, why don’t you get out of my life, and let me make a brand new start, let me get over you
I point at Bill. I see Pam taping this with her I-Phone. Most likely so she can send it out to the area vamps.
the way you’ve gotten over me, yeah
Set me free, why don’t you babe?, get out my life, why don’t you babe? ’cause you don’t really love me you just keep me hanging on, now you don’t really need me, you just keep me hanging on
You say although we broke up you still just wanna be friends
I make quotation marks with my fingers at the word “friends”.
but how can we still be friends, when seeing you only breaks my heart again, and there ain’t nothing I can do about it…
I throw my hands up above my head and dance to the music. Thrashing my head side to side.
Wooah, wooah, wooah, Yaaa
Get out, get out of my life, and let me sleep at night, cause you don’t really love me, you just keep me hanging on
I point at Bill with an angry look.
You say you still care for me, but your heart and soul needs to be free, now that you’ve got your freedom you wanna still hold on to me, you don’t want me for yourself, so let me find somebody else
I roll my eyes, then point over and over to Bill.
Set me free, why don’t you babe?, get out my life, why don’t you babe?, ’cause you don’t really love me, you just keep me hanging on
Why don’t you be a man about it and set me free
I make a challenging motion with my head, when the song says “man” and I make quotations with my hands at the word. Because lets face it, Bill is not a man. A man would not treat a woman this way, whether he was a vamp or not.
now you don’t care a thing about me, you’re just using me, You’re just abusing me.
I point at Bill in an accusing manner.
get out, get out of my life, and let me sleep at night, cause you don’t really love me, you just keep me hanging on, Cause you don’t really need me, you just keep me hanging on
The Bar erupts in cheers from the fangbangers. The Vamps look on with an amused expression on their faces. Pam and Eric look like they just won the lottery. I motion for the Dj to put on the next song. Pinks: There u Go.
The into starts.
Please don’t come around Talkin’ bout that you love me
I roll my eyes.
Cause that love shit just ain’t for me, I don’t wanna hear that you adore me, And I know that all you’re doing is running your mind games,
I point to my head.
Don’t you know that game, beats game, So your best bet is to be straight with me
So you say you wanna talk, let’s talk, If you won’t talk I’ll walk, yeah it’s like that Got a new man, he’s waiting out back
I point to the back of the club, towards Eric.
Now what!, Whatcha’ think about that Now, when I say I’m through, I’m through, Basically I’m through with you, Whatcha’ wanna say Had to have it your way, had to play games, Now you’re begging me to stay, There u go, lookin’ pitiful
I look up and down at Bill like his is the most pitiful thing I have ever seen in existance.
Just because I let you go, There u go, talkin’ bout you want me back, But sometimes it be’s like that, so
I shake my finger in a No motion.
There u go, talkin’ bout you miss me so, That you love me so, Why I let you go, Yeah you know cause your lies got old, Look at you, there u go, Please don’t come around talkin’ bout how you changed, How you said goodbye to what’s her name, All it sounds like to me is new game, And I was right, When I thought I’d be much better off without you, Had to get myself from round you, Cause my life was all about you
So you say you wanna talk, I don’t, Say you wanna change, I won’t, Yeah it’s like that, Had your chance, won’t take you back, Now what! Whatcha’ think about that
I sing while give neck/ head attitude.
When I say I’m through, I’m through, Basically I’m through with you
I point at Bill.
Whatcha’ wanna say, Had to have it your way, had to play games, Now you’re begging me to stay
There u go, lookin’ pitiful, Just because I let you go, There u go, talkin’ bout you want me back ,But sometimes it be’s like that, so There u go, talkin’ bout you miss me so, That you love me so,
I make quotions at “Love” and roll my eyes.
Why I let you go, Yeah you know cause your lies got old, Look at you, there u go
Oooh, don’t you wish you could turn the hands of time, Don’t you wish that you still were mine, Don’t you wish I’d take you back, Don’t you wish that things were simple like that, Didn’t miss a good thing til’ it’s gone, But I knew it wouldn’t be long, Til’ you came running back, missing my love, There you go
There u go, lookin’ pitiful, Just because I let you go
I look up and down again, at Bill again like he is the most pitiful thing on the planet.
There u go, talkin’ bout you want me back, But sometimes it be’s like that, so There u go, talkin’ bout you miss me so, That you love me so, Why I let you go, Yeah you know cause your lies got old, Look at you, there u go
(On the video on the flat screen, Pink starts her motorcycle and sets it to go off a roof, through a window , into her ex’s apartment, providing him with the ride he requested. The bike crashes through the window and catches fire. Pink rides off with her fine new good man.)
Bill looks like he is fuming. I can almost see the smoke coming out of his ears.
“For the next song, I had to change a few of the words, since it was originally sung by a man. But I think this song really explains how I feel.”
I look up at the ceiling. “Gran, please forgive me for the cursing I am about to do.”
“This song is made by Eamon. It is called Fuck it, I don’t want you back. Once again Bill, this songs for you.”
The song starts and I sing with the video playing on the flat screens.
see i dont know why i liked u so much, i gave you all of my trust, i told u, i luved you, now thats all down the drain, you put threw pain, i wanna let u know how i feel,
fuck what i said, it dont mean shit now, fuck the presents might as well throw em out, fuck all those kisses they didnt mean jack, fuck you ho, i dont want you back
I point to Bill, over and over, in a accusing manner. Eric, Pam and the area vamps are laughing their ass off at Bill, being called a ho. Bill is standing there in shock. He has never heard me use that kind of language before.
fuck what i said, it dont mean shit now, fuck all the presents, might as well throw em out ,fuck all those kisses, they didnt mean jack, fuck you ho, i dont want you back
I give Bill the evil eye again. Every one is laughing at Bill now, even the fangbangers.
you thought ,you could keep this shit from me, you burnt bitch i heard the story, you played me, you even ate her out, now ur askin for me back, ur just anotha act ,look else where cuz u done wit me,
fuck what i said, it dont mean shit now, fuck the all the presents, might as well throw em out, fuck all those kisses, they didnt mean jack, fuck you ho, i dont want you back
fuck what i said, it dont mean shit, now fuck all the presents, might as well throw em out, fuck all those kisses, they didnt mean jack, fuck you ho, i dont want you back
Everytime the song says fuck I say it with attitude.
your questions did i care?, you could ask anyone, i even said you were my great one, now its over, but i do admit im sad, it hurts real bad, i cant sweat that, cuz i luved a ho
I point to Bill at ho. I am dancing to the music, putting soul into it.
fuck what i said, it dont mean shit now, fuck the presents, might as well throw em out, fuck all those kisses, they didnt mean jack, fuck you ho i dont want you back
fuck what i said, it dont mean shit now, fuck all the presents, might as well throw em out, fuck all those kisses, they didnt mean jack. fuck you ho, i dont want you back
Chorus fades away..
The song ends and the club erupts in applause. A few female Fangbangers and vamps pour drinks over Bill’s head, culminating Bill’s humiliation. Pam is smirking at the video she capured and I think she is email it out to AVL, Fang Mag and the Area 5 Vamps before I even reach the table.
“Pam, I would like to ask a favor of you.”
“What favor do you request of me, my Telepathic friend?” Pam asks.
“Well if I slapped Bill and kick him in the balls, I don’t think it would hurt him very much. Do you think you could do that for me? Could you slap him and kick him in the balls in the name of betrayed woman the world over and woman power?”
“There is nothing I would enjoy more. It is a reward upon its self!” Pam laughs.
She walks up to Bill, as he tries to make a hasty escape. Pam slaps him so hard he falls over. Once he regains his footing and stands, Pam kicks him really hard, square in the nuts. Bill falls over on the floor, in the fetal position, cupping his balls as if they are made out of spun glass and screams like a girl. Eric looks on at Pam’s behavior as if it is an everyday occurrence.
“This is for the way you treated Sookie! If I find out you are stalking her, calling her or bothering her again in any way, I will come and find you, no matter where you are! Then I will chain you in silver and cut off your balls and record video of you growing your balls back, using time lapse photography and post it on Vamp utube. I think I will name the video “Bill Compton finally grows some balls.” Pam smirks looking really proud of herself. I look at her in approving manner.
I give Pam my thanks, then place a kiss on her cheek, before heading back over to Eric. I jump into his lap, rapping my legs around him and start kissing up his neck, scraping him with my teeth every so often. I feel a very large part of him coming to full attention. Then I look up at him.
“Can we get out of here and go somewhere, were we can be alone? We have over 6 months of wasted time to make up for.”
“Pam we are leaving.” Eric instructs to Pam, while looking at me with a lustful glare in his eyes. He carries me out of the club, with me still wrapped around his waist.
I bet this will be a night, I will never forget.
For the record, I am aware that in both the books and the show, Sookie can’t sing. I do not think she is as bad at singing as she claims to be, since she has self esteem issues. So I am taking it to mean, she sings like an average drunk karaoke singer! (Not very good, but fun to watch!) So I never said she sang well! Just that she sang! LOL! Plus the fangbangers in the bar are so out there, I would be shocked if they could figure out which way is up, half the time! So of course they thought she was good! And the Vamps are just loving that Bill is being told! Even if they probably cringed at a few of her notes. LOL!
The video for the first song, ‘You keep me hanging’ on is by Kim Wilde. In the video someone is stalking Kim Wilde, that person kinda looks like Bill! And it even looks like he can’t enter the house without an invite. LOL. Check it out, I think it is interesting if you think about it being Bill in the video.
The Second song is “There you go” By Pink. In the video Pink cheating ex boyfriend, asks her for a ride. So Pink goes up onto a neighboring roof top on her motorcycle. She rides her motorcycle at hight speed then, aiming it at her ex boyfriend apartment,before jumping off. This causes it to fly through the air and land in his apartment through a window, providing the ride he requested, while she leaves with her hot new good boyfriend.
The Third Song is “Fuck it” by Eamon. The video is ok to watch, but I love the song. I think it is really good and some of the lyric are kinda funny.
Here is a link to the picture and video page: Pic and Video >>>